Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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