yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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