Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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