party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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