white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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