I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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