She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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