All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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