you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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