you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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