I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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