I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
