Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
