Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Randomize