Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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