Small penises have feelings too.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
God, I missed his penis.
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