she looked like the before picture.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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