i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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