bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The best revenge is premature balding
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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