Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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