My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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