There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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