I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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