look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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