Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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