smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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