We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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