i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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