My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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