we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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