so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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