tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you win again, gameday.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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