do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize