she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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