I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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