guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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