I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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