i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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