I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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