I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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