And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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