'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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