Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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