You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
