oh god the rape fog is back!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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