that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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