We won't sleep together?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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