ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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