her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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