O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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