You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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