So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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