thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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