thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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