i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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