she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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